We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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