This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
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there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
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Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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