Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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