i think my tv is drunk
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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