I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
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He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
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Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
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