it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
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Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
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The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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