We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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