then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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