He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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