your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
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Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
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just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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