Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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