guys are not supposed to queef...right?
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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