: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
Randomize
