i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
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I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
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At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
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