3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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