I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
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Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
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After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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