There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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