either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
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There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
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Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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