Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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