uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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