Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
Randomize
