At least make sure they are 18
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just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
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Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
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1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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