Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
I wish i was in the wii world.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
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