yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
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The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
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Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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