I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
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i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
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He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
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