Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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