Do vagina's smell?
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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