Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
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Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
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Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
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