No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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