forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
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you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
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I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
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