Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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