so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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