either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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