How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
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how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
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You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
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