How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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