i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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