summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
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Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
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SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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