Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
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