I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
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my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
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Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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