Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
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