I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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