How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
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Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
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Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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