are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
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And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
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Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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