I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
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