I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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