I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
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WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
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Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
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