the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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