We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
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There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
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I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
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