There was a lot of him and a little penis
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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