You're my little dorito
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I can text with my tongue
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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