So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize
