You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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