He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
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