i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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