apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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