If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
