just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
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And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
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valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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