Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I stole a fireplace last night.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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