My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
The best revenge is premature balding
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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